Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a muffin tin with paper liners—or skip it if you like to live dangerously.
In a bowl, mix the cake mix and pumpkin puree until it’s thick, smooth, and smells like October.
In a separate small bowl, blend the cream cheese and powdered sugar until creamy and smooth. No lumps allowed.
Scoop the pumpkin batter into each muffin cup—about 2/3 full. Top each with a small spoonful of the cream cheese mix.
Use a toothpick or knife to swirl the cream cheese into the pumpkin batter like you’re channeling your inner barista.
Bake for 18–22 minutes or until they bounce back when you poke them gently.
Cool slightly. Or don’t. I won’t tell anyone if you burn your mouth on the first bite.