In a large skillet, brown the ground beef over medium heat, breaking it up as you go. No need to babysit it—just keep it moving every now and then.
Once the beef is no longer pink, drain the excess fat. (Unless you're team extra flavor, then hey—no judgment!)
Add garlic, soy sauce, brown sugar, sesame oil, ground ginger, and red pepper flakes. Stir it all together and let it simmer for 2–3 minutes.
Scoop that glorious beef over a bed of warm white rice. Top with green onions and sesame seeds if you're feeling fancy.
Serve it hot and enjoy the silence as everyone dives in. Yes, it’s that good.