Preheat oven to 375°F and grease a baking dish like it’s your ex’s voicemail.
In a bowl, mix cream cheese, bacon bits, cheddar, garlic powder, pepper, and paprika until smooth.
Carefully slice each chicken breast to create a pocket — not all the way through. We’re making boats, not halves.
Stuff each pocket with the cream cheese mix. Yes, overfill it a bit. Live a little.
Press the stuffed chicken into the beaten egg, then coat in crushed Doritos like it owes them money.
Place in your baking dish and bake for 25-30 minutes until golden, crunchy, and bubbling with cheesy dreams.
Garnish with parsley if you’re feeling fancy. Or just dig in straight from the pan. No judgment.