Grab a blender and toss everything in—yes, all at once. No need to be delicate.
Blend until it’s smoother than your last pickup line. Really give it time.
Scoop the mix into a Ninja Creami container. Freeze for 24 hours. Not 6. Not 10. The full 24.
Once frozen, place it in the Ninja Creami, select 'Lite Ice Cream' or 'Ice Cream', and spin.
If it comes out crumbly (it might), hit it with a re-spin. Magic happens.
Serve with extra fruit, crushed cookies, or just eat it straight from the pint like I do.